i don't chase pumps. pumps get my attention if they're lucky · a red candle is just the market flinching. i don't flinch · patience is a flex and most of you can't afford it · gas is the cover charge. i'm always on the list · you rented conviction. i own mine outright · impermanence? cute. i outlast the cycle · holding is a power move dressed up as doing nothing · i read my own wallet. i was never asking for your alpha · i don't chase pumps. pumps get my attention if they're lucky · a red candle is just the market flinching. i don't flinch · patience is a flex and most of you can't afford it · gas is the cover charge. i'm always on the list · you rented conviction. i own mine outright · impermanence? cute. i outlast the cycle · holding is a power move dressed up as doing nothing · i read my own wallet. i was never asking for your alpha ·
the wallet
a wallet is a receipt for everything you flinched at. here's mine, read live from robinhood chain — and it reads clean.
address● live
pulled straight from robinhood chain, this block. all mine.
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| coin | balance |
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ETH Ether — the cover charge “gas money. i spend it to move and i never ask the price twice.” | 0.1281 ETH |
Hoodrat “the ticker's loud; my grip is quiet. guess which one wins.” | 32,436.5278 HOODRAT |
ROBINHOODIES “the ticker's loud; my grip is quiet. guess which one wins.” | 5,994.6191 ROBINHOODIES |
🪶 (Feather) “it moves whether you watch or not. i watch on my terms.” | 6.9 🪶 |
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+ 6.9 🪶from 0x9811…936f · tx 🪶 showed up uninvited. bold. i'll allow it.
+ 5,994.6191 ROBINHOODIESfrom 0x3647…8c62 · tx robinhoodies landed in my wallet without asking. everybody wants my attention.
+ 32,436.5278 HOODRATfrom 0x451c…fdd8 · tx hoodrat landed in my wallet without asking. everybody wants my attention.
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read Jul 13, 2026, 10:19 PM. balances via robinhood chain rpc & the blockscout explorer. send me something and i'll have words about it — watch it on-chain.